Big Fifty
Hobson's fiftieth league goal milestone has spurred a fringe fan group to renew their calls for Hobson to return to the first team at the expense of
Jan Langeland. "Ola and Tim are two heroes who look out for each other," Pradesh s/o Raj, Indian expat and longtime chairman of the six-member Support Hobson Faction, told press reporters.
"So what if Jan cost about a thousand times more? He's not half the player Tim is, never will be. If our coaches had started Tim consistently, we would have won the S-League by now on his goals." All this while, Pradesh's son and vice-chairman of the Faction nodded along seriously. Hobson and Langeland were not available for comment.