Peter On The Lam
Lanky 19 year-old wide attacker Peter Lam moved to Swiss Division Eight side SilverCloudSeven for S$44000 today, and was immediately handed the Number Eleven jersey by new boss Winfried Chételat. With Chételat's two prior buys being local lads Dave Siefker and Mirco Götz, Lam is aware that a bigger reputation than his own may be at stake.
"I will strive to make Singapore proud." Lam proclaimed, full of spunk after a five-way battle involving FC Strat (Luxembourg Division Four), ZuLu.Team (Tanzania Division Three), Lahti Walrusses (Finnish Division Seven) and Asu Mare F.C. (Colombian Division Six) for his signature. His career looked in tatters after being turned down by saiNts United, and it was only through chief scout Tham Beng Li's intervention that he turned it around.
One thing that Lam will be looking to improve on is his scoring, as he bemoaned a less-than-stellar return of five goals in 21 games for the Chicken Wings, with his parting shot being a thunderous header against Jeon Ji Hyun FC. To this end, he has gone as far as to dye his hair grey on a whim. "That's what the fortuneteller ordered!"