Fairly good weather for football at the stadium today. They fielded: Salmiņš - Lunde, Jeftić - 敬龙 (Jinglong), Xin Lee, Mohammad Harun, ter Berg, Parvathaneni - Mudaliar, Ze Han, Xin Seng.

The following players took the field: Nesip - Kortsson, Villemin, Faes, Szendrő - Catarig, Loreley, Šećkanović - Kutkan.

Grilled Birds started the game in a 2-5-3 formation, whereas REAL SARANDY lined up in a 4-3-1. Grilled clearly preferred using their divine (+8) (28) ability to attack in the middle today. Oh, it's a stupendous shot on goal! A Caravaggio! A Michelangelo! A Venus on the Half Shell! 2 minutes into the match and Moey Xin Seng has created art for the ages for Grilled, putting them ahead 1 - 0. Oh, I'm weeping. I can't stop my eyes. Grilled's Chan Ze Han proved that he's been around on a soccer field before, when he took advantage of a few moments of confusion in the enemy defensive line and elegantly scored for 2 - 0. 20 minutes in, SARANDY appeared unsure on how to play and their organization was only passable (6). The cannonball from 35 yards by Chu Xin Lee of Grilled was an impressive attempt, but didn't make it into the net. Grilled solidified their lead at the 30 minute mark, as Moey Xin Seng snaked the ball through the central line of defense and finished for 3 - 0. Grilled's Vikram Mudaliar was delighted to score as he saw his shot go between the legs of the advancing keeper and into the net, following some good attacking movement on the right wing. 4 - 0 after 31 minutes. Mateja Jeftić struck a 30 yard free kick home after 37 minutes. 5 - 0 for the home team. 5 - 0 was the halftime score. Grilled did a good job holding on to the ball, with 78 percent of possession. We'll be back after these interminable commercial messages.

A review of the gameplan helped SARANDY get back to a solid (7) organization to start the second half. 46 minutes into the match, the referee signaled for a Grilled substitution. Heng Dong Chu came on for 吴 (Wu) 敬龙 (Jinglong). After 46 minutes, the Grilled coach wanted to see a new face on the field, waving Chu Xin Lee off. Salah Kamel took his place. 47 minutes into the match, the visitors' central line of defense had to look on as Vikram Mudaliar ran straight through, knocking one home to make it 6 - 0 for Grilled. The Grilled free kick 54 minutes into the match seemed wasted, as the shot was both short and off target. But it was no mistake - Vikram Mudaliar seemingly came out of nowhere and had miles of space to control the ball and pick his spot. That's 7 - 0! He's already scored two, and with the third, Vikram Mudaliar has a hattrick! With the clock showing 60 minutes, the fourth official held up the substitution board. Vikram Mudaliar looked to see that it was his number in red, so he made his way over to the sideline and swapped out for Bernie Egan, though he would have liked to continue. Grilled's Salah Kamel was shown a yellow card after 70 minutes for slicing down an opponent. 77 minutes into the game, SARANDY seemed to suffer a certain amount of confusion and they fell to a weak (4) level of organization. Grilled players heard their coach's words ringing in their ears and steered their wing attacks to the middle instead. Things were going from bad to worse for the visitors. Kalle ter Berg was able to squirm through the central defense after 78 minutes and score, bringing the lead to 8 - 0. The head of Chan Ze Han connected with a beautiful corner kick after 84 minutes. He wasn't shooting, though, but rather passing to Bernie Egan of Grilled who buried the shot for 9 - 0. Grilled were given a penalty after 85 minutes - neatly put away by Mateja Jeftić. 10 - 0 for the home side. The fourth official announced that there would be 3 minutes of stoppage time, giving fans a slim hope that their team could get one more attack in before this was all over. Grilled's Kalki Parvathaneni had an excellent opportunity 89 minutes in, shooting after bringing down a ball from the right, but he missed the goal by miles! The match ends 10 - 0. Well, look at this! Cardi B is on the Enormotron in naught but giant sunglasses, red tassles, and a Holy Hand Grenades of Antioch tank top. I've not seen anything like it before. Grilled's top performer was clearly Chan Ze Han. You can tell it was nickel beer night yesterday at the local bar because Kalki Parvathaneni seemed to stumble all over the pitch. Sarper Kutkan performed admirably for SARANDY. Even six year old fans were wincing at the poor play by Altay Nesip today.