Weather conditions were fairly good for football at the stadium today. The following players took the field: Dob - Panigrahi, Jeftić - Dong Chu, Ze Han, Jaška, Kamel, Xin Lee - Parvathaneni, Xin Seng, Egan.

They fielded: Trafalski - Anastasiadis, Santalla, Vallés - Wolicki, Gruchot, Leccese, Keen-Drummond, Imrich - Leiba, Hammad.

Grilled Birds trundled out to the pitch in a 2-5-3 formation. The visitors, Sin Tierra Fútbol Club, chose to start the game with a 3-5-2 lineup. Mateja Jeftić missed a penalty shot...but wait! The referee signaled that the keeper had come off his line too early. He didn't miss the second time, though, and Grilled took the lead in minute 3, making the score 1 - 0. Chu Xin Lee made one of his many fine passes from the wing into the middle with 16 minutes played. Moey Xin Seng went to the air and hit the ball firmly with his forehead for Grilled. 2 - 0. Things were going from bad to worse for the visitors. Bernie Egan was able to squirm through the central defense after 19 minutes and score, bringing the lead to 3 - 0. Grilled's Chan Ze Han saw his fine effort strike the top of the bar following some good work up the middle by his teammates 21 minutes in. Moey Xin Seng was not content with his team's lead, and tried to extend it 27 minutes into the game after a nice run through the middle, but his shot went wide. Grilled's Radovan Jaška was shown a yellow card after 33 minutes for slicing down an opponent. It was 3 - 0 at the break. Grilled had the upper hand in possession, maintaining an impressive 62 percent possession of the ball.

Kalki Parvathaneni's Road Runneresque speed was too much for Juan Angel Vallés, who could only look on as the Grilled player blasted one home. 4 - 0. After 70 minutes, the Grilled coach wanted to see a new face on the field, waving Bhavya Panigrahi off. Gilbert Webb took his place. Grilled's Bernie Egan was delighted to score as he saw his shot go between the legs of the advancing keeper and into the net, following some good attacking movement on the right wing. 5 - 0 after 73 minutes. Cheers filled the stadium as Gilbert Webb broke through the visitors' central defense to put away the 6 - 0 goal for Grilled. Tierra's Inaam Leiba was shown a yellow card for standing over the ball and blocking an opponent's quick free kick after 79 minutes. Grilled solidified their lead at the 84 minute mark, as Chan Ze Han snaked the ball through the central line of defense and finished for 7 - 0. The referee decided to let play continue for an additional 2 beyond the regular 90 minutes. The match ends 7 - 0. Well, look at this! Cardi B is on the Enormotron in naught but giant sunglasses, red tassles, and a Holy Hand Grenades of Antioch tank top. I've not seen anything like it before. Grilled's top performer was clearly Moey Xin Seng. Even six year old fans were wincing at the poor play by Radovan Jaška today. The most outstanding Tierra player was without a doubt Mario Leccese. Good thing Mirosław Trafalski isn't a horse, because he'd surely be sent to the glue factory after that performance.