Clouds darkened the skies at the stadium today. Lineup: Béranger - Meier, Lunde, Bach, Abou El Saoud - Bjerregaard, Munck, Vangsgaard, Ferrara - Josephsen, Văn Khã.

Starters: Dob - Panigrahi, Jeftić - 敬龙 (Jinglong), Ze Han, ter Berg, Kamel, Xin Lee - Parvathaneni, Xin Seng, Egan.

Freja Østerbro started the game in a 4-4-2 formation, whereas Grilled Birds lined up in a 2-5-3. A magical (18) level of counter-attacking seemed to be the preferred strategy of FØBK. Grilled seemed to prefer attacking in the middle, using their divine (+7) (27) ability to great effect. Grilled players heard their coach's words ringing in their ears and steered their wing attacks to the middle instead. Moey Xin Seng came close to putting the visiting team one up 2 minutes into the match, following a solo raid down the middle, but David Béranger managed to tip the ball over. FØBK almost scored after a counter-attack 3 minutes into the match, but Trần Văn Khã took a shot from the left that landed harmlessly in the side netting. Frands Vangsgaard stunned the crowd with a brilliant counter-attack from the left, giving FØBK the goal to make it 1 - 0. Mateja Jeftić levelled the score for Grilled, making it 1 - 1 on a free kick that went in with a little help from the right post. Frands Vangsgaard is making an astonishing dash. The fans are chanting his name. You can hear it reverberate around the stadium. Now a manic sprint up the middle and into the box. Oh! He's thrown open the door! He's thrown open the door, shot the ball through, and slammed the door shut on Mr. Tumnus! FØBK has taken the lead 22 minutes into the match, 2 to 1. There'll be no Turkish Delight after the match for the keeper! The teams went for the halftime break at 2 - 1. Grilled set the tempo, maintaining 65 percent of possession.

60 minutes into the game Grilled's Kalle ter Berg found a gap in the home side's central defense and scored with a fabulous shot, making it 2 - 2. Some quick footwork on the left side of the field 61 minutes into the match left Grilled's Chu Xin Lee completely free to score. 2 - 3 for the visitors. 70 minutes into the match, the referee signaled for a Grilled substitution. Gilbert Webb came on for Bhavya Panigrahi. After 78 minutes a combination in the middle resulted in a through ball for Kalle ter Berg who increased Grilled's lead to 2 - 4. After 80 minutes, the Grilled coach wanted to see a new face on the field, waving 吴 (Wu) 敬龙 (Jinglong) off. Heng Dong Chu took his place. It was announced by the fourth official that he estimated stoppage time to be around 2 minutes. This meant there could still be an extra attack or two left in the match! It was obvious that Grilled had instructions to attack in the middle when they directed a break on the wing into the center of the park. After 89 minutes, Grilled's Chu Xin Lee burst through the central defense and let loose a cannonball of a shot, scoring for 2 - 5. The match ends 2 - 5. Well, look at this! Cardi B is on the Enormotron in naught but giant sunglasses, red tassles, and a Holy Hand Grenades of Antioch tank top. I've not seen anything like it before. The most outstanding FØBK player was without a doubt Mogens Josephsen. Good thing Arthur Bach isn't a horse, because he'd surely be sent to the glue factory after that performance. Moey Xin Seng performed admirably for Grilled. You can tell it was nickel beer night yesterday at the local bar because Chu Xin Lee seemed to stumble all over the pitch.