Weather conditions were fairly good for football at the stadium today. They fielded: Hillier - Crusher, Rodansky, Atkins - Cavendish, Barkley, Hubbard, Tuckfield, Heafield - Gibson, Chipperfield.

The following players took the field: Germanakos - Keng Chuan, Hutter - Ferzan, Thach, Kwang Tse, Khairul, Parada - Ming Xin, Ze Han, Reece.

Red N Blue Return trundled out to the pitch in a 3-5-2 formation. The visitors, Grilled Birds, chose to start the game with a 2-5-3 lineup. Grilled saw most attack opportunities on the wings by using their utopian (19) ability to push the attack in the right direction. After more pushing and shoving than a pack of helicopter moms trying to get the last appointment for their snowflakes to see the Easter Bunny, Return's Gary Gibson finally got himself booked for a foul. Gary Gibson gave Return the 1 - 0 lead, as he successfully challenged the guests' central defenders, then placed the ball at the keeper's right post – what a clinical finish! 34 minutes had passed when Return put themselves up 2 - 0 after the visiting defenders lost the ball to Calum Chipperfield, who came up from the left and proceeded to easily go around the goalkeeper and knock the ball home. Gary Gibson gave Return supporters even more to cheer about when he increased the lead to 3 - 0 after 36 minutes, following a good exchange of passes on the right that the away team failed to deal with. Coming in on the left, Joe Reece did everything right to get a goal for Grilled after 41 minutes, but his curling shot was punched clear by the keeper. After several obvious shirt pulling incidents, Grilled's Chia Kwang Tse got himself booked. 3 - 0 was the score after the first half. Well, look at this! Cardi B is on the Enormotron in naught but giant sunglasses and a Never2L8 tank top. I've not seen anything like it before. 46 minutes into the game, Grilled wanted to bring some new energy to their game. Chan Ze Han gave Orest Tokarz a quick hug as he left the field. With Chan Ze Han no longer on the field, Aw Keng Chuan stepped up to be the new set pieces taker. As Grilled's captain went off, he handed the armband to Federico Parada. Return put themselves up 4 - 0 when Eoin Cavendish broke through on the right, leaving the entire defensive delegation behind him. It was obvious that Grilled had instructions to attack on the wings instead of in the middle. Chia Kwang Tse of Grilled got sent off for kicking the ball after the whistle, a completely uncalled for move, earning him his second yellow card of the game. Return solidified their lead at the 63 minute mark, as Gary Gibson snaked the ball through the central line of defense and finished for 5 - 0. That made three goals for Gary Gibson. He'll be taking the match ball home with him having scored a hattrick! Dennis 'Gnarls' Barkley increased Return's lead to 6 - 0, connecting with a hooked ball from the right. The away fans are claiming handball, to no avail. 70 minutes into the match, the referee signaled for a Grilled substitution. Enrique Baena came on for Federico Parada. Enrique Baena was handed the Grilled captain's armband. As the 80 minute mark approached, the Grilled manager decided it was time for a substitution. Damian Hutter reluctantly made way for Gilbert Webb. As the match nears its end, the referee deemed it appropriate to add 3 minutes as stoppage time. The match ends 6 - 0. Let's go to the Twittersphere to see what the fans think of the game so far! says The most outstanding Return player was without a doubt Billy Tuckfield. You can tell it was nickel beer night yesterday at the local bar because Brian Rodansky seemed to stumble all over the pitch. Grilled's top performer was clearly Mohd Marzuki Khairul. Speaking of stinking up the place, Gilbert Webb sure smelled like the bottom of Batman's shoe after a night of crimefighting in Gotham.