Weather conditions were fairly good for football at the stadium today. Lineup: Demicoli - Thuy, Santamato - Selzle, Mutin, Krogstad, Condorcanqui - Ojakallas, Viispert, Akhmatov.

The following players had been selected: Germanakos - Himadas, 其材 (Qicai) - Reddy, Thach, Keng Chuan, Teck Fu, Trindade - Kwang Tse, An Keng, Khairul.

The teams had chosen different formations for the match. The home team, JK Teemant, went for a 2-4-3, while Grilled Birds has decided to play a 2-5-3 lineup. Grilled used their divine (+8) (28) ability to concentrate their attacks in the middle of the field. Given a free kick from an impossible angle, Grilled went for a play that loyal fans may recognize from training. A square ball surprised the defense and let Hwang Teck Fu slip through at goal. He hit it first time, making the score 0 - 1, 25 minutes into the game. 28 minutes into the game, JK TMT seemed a little tentative in their play as their organization fell to inadequate (5). That ball had all kinds of swerve! The home keeper was rooted in place 29 minutes into the match as Raúl Himadas's unstoppable free kick whizzed by him, making the scoreline even worse for his fans. 0 - 2. After more pushing and shoving than a pack of helicopter moms trying to get the last appointment for their snowflakes to see the Easter Bunny, JK TMT's Naum Akhmatov finally got himself booked for a foul. It was a fine day for Dean Selzle down the touchline, and his cross to Stéphane Mutin 40 minutes in was executed especially well, but the keeper saved the ensuing shot. It was obvious that Grilled had instructions to attack in the middle when they directed a break on the wing into the center of the park. 41 minutes into the match, Lim An Keng came through the middle and almost added to his team's lead, but the shot went wide. After 43 minutes, there was a bit of a mixup on the field as JK TMT found themselves out of position and their organization level dropped to weak (4). 0 - 2 was the score after the first half. Well, look at this! Cardi B is on the Enormotron in naught but giant sunglasses and a Beep Boop tank top. I've not seen anything like it before. JK TMT's coach had to raise his voice a little, but he also managed to raise his players' organization to solid (7) after reviewing his strategy. The game had been going for 73 minutes when 夏 (Ha) 其材 (Qicai) broke through on the right, upping the score to 0 - 3 for Grilled, much to the home crowd's dismay. The home crowd was not impressed when 夏 (Ha) 其材 (Qicai) came in from the right, shooting hard to score after 74 minutes. Grilled were now up 0 - 4. The away team's Mohd Marzuki Khairul took advantage of a mistake on the home side's right after 78 minutes increasing Grilled's lead to 0 - 5. JK TMT's Boran Thuy was shown a yellow card after 82 minutes for slicing down an opponent. 83 minutes in, JK TMT appeared unsure on how to play and their organization was only inadequate (5). After 84 minutes, JK TMT's Róger Condorcanqui ran past Raúl Himadas like he was standing still to put away the 1 - 5 goal. With 85 minutes played, Grilled put themselves up 1 - 6 after an attack from the right, caused by a defensive blunder. The scorer was Brian 'Was Born' Reddy. Grilled's Lim An Keng received a ball slotted perfectly through the home side's central defense after 85 minutes, and chipped it past the helpless keeper to increase the lead to 1 - 7. The away fans won't regret traveling for this one! After 89 minutes, the Grilled coach wanted to see a new face on the field, waving Aw Keng Chuan off. Damian Hutter took his place. The referee decided to let play continue for an additional 3 beyond the regular 90 minutes. The match ends 1 - 7. Now to our celebrity commentator for a hot take. Over to you, Snoop! Most important JK TMT player was Paap Viispert. Even six year old fans were wincing at the poor play by Warren Demicoli today. Lim An Keng performed admirably for Grilled. Good thing Dimitris Germanakos isn't a horse, because he'd surely be sent to the glue factory after that performance.