It was a cloudy day at the stadium today. Lineup: Germanakos - Keng Chuan, 其材 (Qicai) - Reddy, Thach, Kwang Tse, Teck Fu, Trindade - Chitre, An Keng, Khairul.

The good news was that MetteNor showed up in time, ready to play. Unfortunately, the manager had stayed incommunicado the whole week and the team tactics had been decided by committee. The following players had been selected: Łukaszewicz - Glomb, Mól, Vít - Đidara, Klink, Pieprzka, Czekajło, Retecki - Gawłowski, Spica.

Grilled Birds fielded a 2-5-3 lineup. For Surge Polonia, the formation of choice was a 3-5-2. Oh, it's a stupendous shot on goal! A Caravaggio! A Michelangelo! A Venus on the Half Shell! 2 minutes into the match and Paulino Trindade has created art for the ages for Grilled, putting them ahead 1 - 0. Oh, I'm weeping. I can't stop my eyes. After more pushing and shoving than a pack of helicopter moms trying to get the last appointment for their snowflakes to see the Easter Bunny, Grilled's Aw Keng Chuan finally got himself booked for a foul. Grilled added another goal to their lead as Gandhik Chitre struck home for 2 - 0 after an attack from the left set him up unmarked in front of the keeper. Everyone had expected a shot from the free kick 37 minutes into the game, but Grilled sent the ball sideways instead, giving Chad Thach a clear look at goal with no wall in his way. He sent it through the keeper's legs for 3 - 0! After 40 minutes, a couple of quick and successful challenges followed by a shot from just outside the penalty area by Chad Thach might have resulted in another goal for Grilled. However, Dominik Łukaszewicz made a spectacular save. 3 - 0 was the score after the first half. Now to our celebrity commentator for a hot take. Over to you, Snoop! Grilled managed to extend their lead to 4 - 0 when Aw Keng Chuan slid in neatly from the left side and struck a fine shot past the away team's goalkeeper. Chad Thach gave Grilled supporters even more to cheer about when he increased the lead to 5 - 0 after 60 minutes, following a good exchange of passes on the right that the away team failed to deal with. An accurate cross from MetteNor's Eugen Đidara was met with a wonderful off-balance header from Roman Spica, hitting the inside base of the post before curling up into the back of the net like a dog in front of a fire for 5 - 1. Mohd Marzuki Khairul had a fantastic opportunity to put Grilled up another goal 70 minutes into the match, but he fired just over the crossbar. Grilled solidified their lead at the 76 minute mark, as Gandhik Chitre snaked the ball through the central line of defense and finished for 6 - 1. 80 minutes into the game, MetteNor seemed a little tentative in their play as their organization fell to passable (6). After 85 minutes, the Grilled coach wanted to see a new face on the field, waving Mohd Marzuki Khairul off. Chan Ze Han took his place. 85 minutes into the match, the referee signaled for a Grilled substitution. 冬馬 (Toma) 田宮 (Tamiya) came on for Brian 'Was Born' Reddy. As the match nears its end, the referee deemed it appropriate to add 3 minutes as stoppage time. 90 minutes had passed when Grilled put themselves up 7 - 1 after the visiting defenders lost the ball to Gandhik Chitre, who came up from the left and proceeded to easily go around the goalkeeper and knock the ball home. At that, Gandhik Chitre was noted down for a hattrick! The match ends 7 - 1. Let's go to Bluesky to see what the fans think of the game so far! says Most important Grilled player was Lim An Keng. Speaking of stinking up the place, 冬馬 (Toma) 田宮 (Tamiya) sure smelled like the bottom of Batman's shoe after a night of crimefighting in Gotham. The most outstanding MetteNor player was without a doubt Krzysztof Gawłowski. I can't remember Adam Mól ever having a worse night than he just had.