Originally posted by [b]HamOfDoom[/b]: As Ultimate Moderator and Tyrant of the Official Grilled Birds Forums, I, the [b]Hamster of Doom[/b], hereby proclaim that: * English only on these forums. Multilingualism be damned * One account per sentient individual. Split personalities and rival fans can suck it * No spam, advertising, racism and tasteless provocations. Invitation to private duels by Private Message only. Pr0n, Private Message me only * No Plus Ones. You plus one here, I plus one your head * The Ultimate Moderator is exempt from any and all rules First violation usually results in a warning, second in a temporary ban, third in a permanent ban, and then a very messy death. You have been forewarned.