Socco's The Word
Utility player Mumtazali bin Zambin moved from Grilled International to Italian eighth division newcomers Socco Beach on a free transfer today. The 17 year-old had been self-admittedly one of the less-heralded graduates of the Busy Bees, but Rino Bartolucci apparently liked the cut of his jib.
Bees scout Zulfadly bin Hj Ratano saw Mumtazali's height as his best attribute, at this point. "He's still very raw, but as they say, you can't teach six foot four. And no, before you ask, he doesn't like basketball that much."